So Josh likes mayonnaise but I'm not a big fan. I made chicken salad sandwiches the other day for dinner and I put in a bit of mayo for Josh's sake, which was more than I wanted but less than Josh wanted, so he felt compelled to pull out the mayo from the fridge and coat the sides of his bread before continuing to eat his sandwich.
As he did this, I explained to Josh that I put the purple grapes into the salad to provide a burst of flavor and moisture that essentially serves as a better kind of mayo for my sandwich. Josh then made these observations:
"Grapes are Camilla Mayo.
"Mayo is Josh Mayo.
"And Miracle Whip is Hitler Mayo."
Needless to say, Josh is not a fan of Miracle Whip.
Probably because Miracle Whip is gross. ;)
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